Comments on: Vicious New Panda Splinter Group Detected: Pistols for Pandas

By: pops

pops — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 14:41:37 +0000

good idea let the pandas kill us all

By: Tim Tuttle

Tim Tuttle — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 23:21:54 +0000

Um… I love PFP, but this picture, however, is not a panda with a pistol. yeah, its a gun, which i guess is the main focus of the PFP movement, but that is not a panda with a pistol. (And that was a run-on sentence od biblical proportions!)

By: Crack Stuntman

Crack Stuntman — Sat, 23 May 2009 00:02:25 +0000

PFP is a good cause…’cause! It helps pandas by defending themselves against humans cutting down their habitat and turning it in to a resort. The basic idea is that you give me $5 and I buy cereal with the best toy. I eat the cereal and then play with the toy and save the box top. After I have enough box tops I take them to the local school where they can by a computer. I steal the computer and then take the computers to a local pawn shop to exchange for the weapons. Then I through the weapons over the fence at the local zoo and help the pandas. So there. Donate all your money to PFP because they need all the firepower they can get.

By: antipanda

antipanda — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 17:07:41 +0000

well, punnier at least.

By: s

Fri, 06 Mar 2009 15:33:39 +0000

wouldnt samething about “the right to arm bears” made this better?