The popular media will tell you that the Hindenburg disaster was the inevitable result of using highly flammable Hydrogen as opposed to the more expensive at-the-time Helium as the lifting gas. Our sources tell us that not only was a baby panda suicide bomber hiding inside the aluminum grand piano on board ship, a Mega-Panda was waiting with the ground crew at Lakehurst Naval Air Station with enough firepower to finish the job. Pandas are nothing if not thorough.
